what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt
Wait there are toilets like that?
what an incredible experience it must be
im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt
friendly reminder that I Do Not Give a Heck
i started a new sleeping medication and one of the side effects is really freakin weird dreams and last night i had a dream that by day i volunteered at a library and by night i was a crime fighting lesbian who defeated misogynists and robbers and stuff with super literary knowledge
i was appropriately titled “the lesbrarian”
no i dont want to be remembered for this
"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"
The only thing Muslims should apologise for is algebra.
For that, I am truly sorry.
must be hard … getting singled out based on your race, class, and gender … I bet no one else knows what that’s like ….