jasonttodd:

callmekitto:

crackiswhacksherlock:

moriarty:

jashuwa:

moriarty:

what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt

Wait there are toilets like that?

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what an incredible experience it must be

im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt

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gleb-che:

by Shalizeh

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shinjiheckari:

friendly reminder that I Do Not Give a Heck

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zazzle-poetry:

buy here

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luficerr:

luficerr:

i started a new sleeping medication and one of the side effects is really freakin weird dreams and last night i had a dream that by day i volunteered at a library and by night i was a crime fighting lesbian who defeated misogynists and robbers and stuff with super literary knowledge

i was appropriately titled “the lesbrarian”

no i dont want to be remembered for this

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fzur:

"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"

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ree-az:

The only thing Muslims should apologise for is algebra.
For that, I am truly sorry.

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Anonymous whispered: I don't like that you single out rich white men, it's discriminatory, and disrespectful.

shitrichcollegekidssay:

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must be hard … getting singled out based on your race, class, and gender … I bet no one else knows what that’s like ….

me: i think i'm over that game now
*main theme plays for 0.5 seconds*
me: *starts crying*
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